Lawd, I hate IE

I cannot stand Internet Explorer. It sucks. Plain and simple. Sucks just like a Hoover. Even after upgrading to IE7 it still sucks, yet strangely it blows at the same time. But....

How many computers are churned out every year with IE on them? A gazillion.

How many people know there are browsers out there that are BETTER than IE? Twelve.

I love Firefox. Firefox rules. Firefox FLOATS MY BOAT. FIREFOX GETS MY ROCKS OFF. Not really, but damn close.

I first fell in love with Firefox's tabbed browsing and the tons of add-ons and extensions available to customize my browsing experience. I loved having skins to choose from instead of the same standard shit everyone else was using, just because BoBo at Microsoft thought it "looked good" to him. I squealed in delight that I could use Ad-Block and never see those annoying ads in Yahoo Pool that always seem to refresh just when I am releasing the cue, making me miss my shot. I double-pumped my fist in the air when Down-Them-All allowed me to click ONCE and mass download all the .wav files I needed to download to do my work in a single step instead of having to individually download every single file like I did in IE.

Seriously, the difference between Firefox and IE is just like the difference between Jif (Firefox) and store-brand (IE) peanut butter. One is just brown shit in a bottle and the other one makes a damn fine PB&J sandwich.