How Sweet It Is

I’ve been tagged for another meme by Diamondssaphire, and she’s asking for trouble since she seems to want to know more about me, I guess.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I didn’t realize I’d stopped. I’ve been having a rough couple of weeks lately, as everyone can probably tell by the tone of the posts here lately.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I used to, until the doctors started rubbing off on me and now my penmanship is as atrocious as theirs.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I guess you could say that: There’s a herd of them running around here.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course, because I am awesome.

DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? NEVER, EVER, EVER *snorts like Jo*

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.

WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Hell no.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Anything with sugar.

DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? The damn things are never tied to begin with, so no sense in bothering to try to untie them!

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Depends - physically, no; emotionally, I’m the Rock, baby. I gotta be with the constant barrage of bullshit I face on a daily basis.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Chocolate.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Forehead lines AND a smile on the mouth as well as in the eyes. If someone has a wrinkly forehead but a mouth that is screaming (not literally but figuratively) anger and their eyes have no smile, it’s a pretty good bet they’re one of those glass-half-empty people, and they make me crazy.

RED OR PINK? Hell, I don’t know.

WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I’m an asshole and have a hard time keeping my mouth shut sometimes.

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Mom, who passed away 1/1/06 - happy fucking New Year.

WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I’m barefoot, hoping that rubs off some of the myth of “barefoot and pregnant” onto my hormones and uterus, and gray maternity pants (I’m desperate, sorry. My biological clock is no longer ticking but thundering)

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? *gag* Subway

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The doctor on the other end of the dictation, and I just had to stop for a few minutes cuz he was confusing me

IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Yellow, to match my sunny disposition *rofl*

FAVORITE SMELLS? Lilacs and peonies

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My oldest son, I think. Might have been my dad. Could have been my sister. Who knows?

FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? None.

HAIR COLOR[S]? Shit-brindle brown.

EYE COLOR? Dark brown.

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.

FAVORITE FOOD? Oh, this is easy: Those lover-ly pastries made with phyllo dough and filled with Holland cream - don’t ask me what they’re called cuz I can eat one before the name is out and then I’m too busy having a sugar rush, all the while knowing the grease in the cream is clogging up a few more coronary arteries.

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched a movie in a long time that I was able to sit through without falling asleep 12 minutes into it

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? We watch Robots - ALL. THE. TIME.

WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Purple and gray

SUMMER OR WINTER? I don’t get to enjoy seasons anymore since I’m chained to a desk so I no longer have an opinion, but probably summer because I don’t have to stand outside freezing my tits off when I smoke a cigarette.

HUGS OR KISSES? I don’t really like to be touched, except by my DH and my kids of course, and baby butterfly kisses are the best.

FAVORITE DESSERT? See above.

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I don’t have time for books anymore.

WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing - it’s just a plain gray one.

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? I couldn’t say, since I fell asleep before the opening credits were finished.

FAVORITE SOUND[S]? My babies laughing.

ROLLING STONES OR THE BEATLES? Stones

WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Some shit-hole in Wisconsin.

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Patience for stupid people

WHERE WERE YOU BORN? I was born. . . in Saginaw, Michigan (just like Lefty’s song)

WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Oh this is tough, but I’d have to say Ann and Dawn, two of my favorite Twisted Sisters!