Not Enough of These in the World

Driving through town and see Little Caesar's has put a new sign up:

NOW HIRING ASS MANAGER

Yeah. I guess there aren't enough ass managers in the world, Caesar's needs to go look for some more.

(Yes, I know they mean "assistant" manager, but come on, they couldn't be bothered to hang another "T" on the fucking sign? Lazy and stupid, so they really MUST need an ass manager, or else it was just one of the idiot kids in town fucking with the sign, so who really knows?)